Bad Hotel

Date: 3/31/2017

I am inside a hotel that I know is not a good place. It's funded by drug money, Voldemort is staying on the second floor and there's an evil Roman Empire forming in the basement. I have no intention of staying and I was thinking of going to the police but the leader of the Roman Basement Empire comes to me with a deal. I have to help him out and he'll give me eternal life. Being quite afraid of dying I take him up on the offer. he leads me down to the basement via the elevator and directs me to a large stone table. I lie down on the table and he shuffles around the room setting up a machine. At this point my alarm goes off and I wake up.