Visiting My Elementary School

Date: 7/3/2016

I was at my elementary school and for some reason I was in the eighth grade class (I guess it technically wasn't an elementary school since it had grades preschool to eighth grade). They were taking their final which was on the Catholic religion (I went to a Catholic school) but I didn't have to because I was just visiting and had no idea what was even on the final. I wasn't sure what to do in the meantime, so I just got up and left the class down a set of stairs that don't actually exist in the real life building. I noticed some other people sneaking out cause they wanted to skip the final. There wasn't much to see downstairs, but I decided to explore a couple of the hallways and rooms. When I came back, there was a huge line of people going up the stairs. A lot of them were athletes of some kind. I got in line behind them and saw some of the people who had skipped the final in front of me wearing disguises that were totally going to help them sneak back in unnoticed. We quietly went up the stairs and got to our seats right as everyone finished their final. Miraculously the teacher had no idea that people had snuck out. I noticed that some of the problems on the final had references to the webcomic Homestuck in them. I wasn't sure if anyone noticed them so I casually said "it's such a shame that Homestuck ended" since it had just recently been finished. Everyone at my table sighed and said "I know right it's so sad" and we all fangirled about it for a while. Then the teacher passed around some papers we could color on as we waited for the bell to dismiss us. I decided to just turn my piece of paper into an origami airplane and flew it around the room until the bell rang. I then ran down to the office because my mom was volunteering there or something. She told me about this competition that was going on at the moment. The competitors would tie balloons to their heads and if you could go an hour without farting, then you would get a free Android device. I was like heck yeah I wanna try so I got a fancy green balloon attached to my head and started my fart-free hour. I started wandering around the school since I had nothing to do, but then I noticed that someone had broken all the clocks in the school, including my watch even though I never wear watches irl. I started panicking because how am I supposed to know when my hour is up? I ran back to the office and found a working clock there, so I decided to come back there every so often to check the time. Soon the school faded into a virtual reality video game where I was exploring a medieval town and collecting mango-lie fruit from unsuspecting townspeople. I also ran into my dad who was going to the White House to see Tyler Oakley's assistant (I don't watch Tyler Oakley so I'm not sure why he was there. I accompanied my dad to the White House, and when we came back out I was in my high school. Everyone was in cosplay and some people kept asking me why I had a balloon on my head. I didn't want to explain why so I quickly ran out and went back to my elementary school to check the time in the office. I got really excited because it has been a little over an hour. But then someone pointed out that my balloon had popped which meant that I was disqualified. I started crying and another lady volunteering at the office told me to suck it up, but my mom yelled at her and gave me a hug. I then ran back to my high school and cried in the bathroom until I woke up.