Date: 8/25/2017

By Mewtrixster

I ordered a a bag of hard candy yesterday, because I had some money to spare and why the hell not, and I dreamed of eating a piece of candy and biting hard on it.My mother is watching me from the other couch and the next thing I know is my teeth are falling out! One by one I spit them out in a combination of teeth, blood, and saliva. My mother chuckles quietly before saying two simple words "Should've flossed"