The One With the It Couple

Date: 2/5/2024

Renee and I are in a small, tight room somewhere plotting against Nicole Lopez … I’m in the second row of an SUV with Renee and Travis Kelce. Travis has a rose gold ring with stones all around it in his hand, and I realize he’s going to propose to Taylor Swift. I say something about how I could get him a ring from TJ Maxx. He smiles and I vaguely wonder how I got so involved in this situation when I’ve never cared for him or Taylor in real life … It’s nighttime. I’m in my house — which has a strange step down across the living room — when I see an anole being chased by a baby iguana, being chased by a dog. At some point, Jordan from across the street shows up wearing a tacky dress that looks like something from a 2000s prom.