Tom Green the cop

Date: 7/13/2016

Me and my cousin we're finding a bunch of old fireworks and compiling a small Arsenal to light off that night. We had a bunch of mortars but just a little baby tube the size of maybe a baseball. We set out to light them off with just that but right before we went out the door we saw a giant mortor tube on a shelf. "Oh we can just use that one!" I said. We brought the fireworks to an empty lot in the heart of Portland somewhere and we were lighting off a bunch of cake fireworks and I was watching it take place from above the lot somehow. A cop showed up on a bridge looking over the whole scene and it was tom green from Freddy got fingered. We thought we were screwed cuz in my dream it was July 14th and I had a bad feeling. He came down from the bridge and threw two trash cans at us and told us to start cleaning up. We started with the fireworks but soon we found ourselves in a giant pile of autumn leaves and we were shoveling all the leaves into the trash cans to try and get out of the ever growing pile of leaves. Tom green the cop told us he wasn't going to press charges and he was in a good mood, then the police chief showed up and they had an argument over wether they should charge us or not. Tom resigned on the spot and hopped back into the pile of leaves.