adventure game and douchey waiters

Date: 1/11/2018

I went out to coffee at the Teahouse with amy she got hers for a dollar off with a coupon. so next day I took a coupon and they wouldn't honor it. I told them they honored hers and they said that it didn't matter they tried to charge me 4 dollars and for the sandwich it would be 40 dollars so I called them assholes and told them they would no longer have my business. I went to the place next door and made the sandwich in hot water it came out fluffy and perfect I just needed to sprinkle it with Jasmine. the cheese was even melted I cooked it with steam and there wasn't even any mess in the cup. they couldn't find any jasmine but the waitress said she could die into her personal stash. now suddenly I'm trapped in some game where every time you die you get sent back to the last place you saved and the progress seemed to be neverending and no save boxes. at this save port there's a bulbous round angry gold machine shooting at it didn't work. I died. I found out to kill it you must shoot it in the back it had a little joker head the size of a softball laughing on its back. so we went a different direction and had to swing and jump on a ledge with a teammates help. no go slipped every time. so I crawled up the side and onto this platform the outside of someone's house I opened the window and family was in there the brother was like no no no and the wife saw me and I jumped in and explained I needed help. I was starving he had chicken wings and fries everywhere. he said I serenaded him with food in the past and it's not much but have some don't just pick without asking. I ate half a chicken wing and handed the other half upon request. he put the whole thing in his mouth bone and all and crunch crunch it was gone. we had to rock paper scissors for who was to do the thing I didn't explain if it were a diversion or attack. every time we would do it on count he would purposefully could wrong or pause and wait for me to draw and chose the opposite to win and he totally cheated I grabbed his hand and fingers between mine like a finger to finger trap and said hey no fair you have to draw at the same time count of 4 he just said no he won. suddenly officials barged in and told me two of ours had died. one was the lady I loved deeply who left us to partner with them. then I decided since my brother was cheating he would win the distraction part and I would attack from behind.