craziest dream ever?

Date: 9/6/2020

My parents are getting married and there’s a ton of delicious cakes and donuts. I’ve run into Josh Bastin 3 times and I brag about it to Maddie. I am taking care of a ton of very small (bug sized) kittens and puppies. I ask the Luidaeg for help with my bathroom ant problem. She brings her sister, Lithea, to paint the island where I am. We go to the beach and the Luidaeg has reserved part of it for gays. Her second solution is for us to pee on the floor where the ants are. This opens a portal to the Summerlands. The door leads to basically a replica of the house but better, and we walk out to see a beautiful grassy area and shoreline. We take a tour around this artificial, shiny world. We go to a museum, and I say they need more homoeroticism. The Luidaeg agrees. We look at vaginas. We talk to this couple about how they met, etc. They ask me how long I’ve known about this place and I say I just got here. They are shocked and ask how I lived without it. I say that I prefer the real world, that this is like looking at a picture book of a world, not living in one. The Luidaeg has been replaced by Asra and we are having a romantic little time. This woman tells me his secret, that he’s actually a douchebag and forced her to sing for him. He gets mad that I’m mad and turns the Summerlands into a drab, decrepit world. To fix it, I try to find the woman who was looking for someone to be Spring. I go to a store and see a white bag that someone was asking for earlier that appeared late.