Date: 8/6/2017

By jealousythynameiskeith

A ship crashed into my house and the crew of female pirates tied up my brothers, sisters, and one of my cousins. I left my room and saw what had happened and tried to convince the pirates to give my family back to me. The pirates struck a deal with me for a pan of fish sticks. But I was the one who received the fish sticks and I gladly gave away my family. I didn't even get to eat the fish sticks.