Date: 12/18/2019
By petal
Tonight I have been wondering large ancient wooden building with lots of strange staircase and lifts. The floor boards were pretty sloppy too and some of the wall in some of the big rooms looked like bare old plaster or the framework for fancy plasterwork of a deserted stately home, other times it looked like back stage of a grand old theatre. At one point I walk into a very old room with a full student orchestra practicing. The secretary who was at that point showing me around called the room a fancy name but I just said it was a music room. It looked like cross between an old house library and parts of the Victorian and Albert. At one point I was giving directions as the new wife of some rich old Dude, (Colin Firth, probably, 👼🏼💁🏻♀️) to modernise a huge bedroom suit because the in-laws had no idea on how to arrange large walk- in wardrobes. Then, I was surviving some kind of global dystopia as a spy, still in the same weird building. I que up outside a posh office and mistakenly applying for a job with a half Russian, half japanese mafia network, (there were strange Revolutionary Kung fu pictures on the wall of the office that gave the game away). I had dressed in a very smart emerald silk dupioni suit. I escaped the building by pretending to be a shop assistant and walking in the back of a shop, when another shop assistant punched in the code to staff area. I then walked out the front glass sliding door of the shop. The suit was conveniently the same colour as the shops ladies uniform, still one of the shop assistant ask we who I was. I didn’t stop. Then I found myself on this huge American urban roundabout with the gangsters pulling up to pick me up in a car that looked like the duke’s of Hazards car but black with a silver panel soldered onto the bonnet as in a Mad Max film. I escaped again by pretending to be chronically fatigued and getting on a bus of kids who were all crippled and being taken to a facility to be mended. Once I got on the bus I realised I really was chronically fatigued and couldn’t hardly move. Then I woke up. Know idea what that was all about, but it was kinda fun.