Date: 3/29/2020
By clointoronto
I was an influencer and asked to do a piece for Patron Tequila. I went out to a bar, had two shots but don’t remember drinking them. For some reason I couldn’t. I kept looking for ways to pretend I actual had the shot but since I didn’t have the shots in hand, I wasn’t sure how I was going take the pictures of them. There was a guy with a bunch of us at the bar and he bought a bunch of stuff in terms of shots so I placed a shot on a girls shoulder and that was going to be my photo for my Instagram. The guy came over to give the bill and it was like $250.00. The guy was moaning and groaning like he didn’t want to pay it so I was like......NOPE! And I left. Then I was at a corner (convenience) store. I was going to work there as a cashier but then realized I might also have to make subs behind the counter. As I watched the girl to see how complicated it would be, I realized that it would be impossible for me to do when the store was packed. Somehow I went to another store and started lying about a guy that could speak English. Apparently he could only speak Chinese but I kept telling people I was talking to him in English and they were all confused.