Crappy College Experience

Date: 5/11/2021

By frankreynolds

GF and I moved into a college dorm with two other roommates. A girl named Kate and a guy named zach. Idk who they were. There was one huge bed and we all split it 50/50. It was a fun dream. We all hung out and played pranks and did normal college dorm things. One day, GF told me to go into the girls bathroom with her as a joke. So I did. She finished peeing and carving rumors in the stall and left. I had to poop so I stayed. But as soon as she left, the stall wouldn’t stay closed and a bunch of administration women were coming in and out. I was trying to finish pooping and cleaning up so I could find a moment to make a run for it without getting caught. I was also trying to keep the door closed with my foot. Two women wheeled in a hospital bed with an injured woman and were about to help her into the stall next to me. The bed bumped into my stall door, knocked my foot off it, the door opened, I pooped all over my shorts, and the administration woman started screaming at me to get out. I tried to pretend I went in the wrong bathroom by accident but she didn’t buy it. She didn’t even let me finishing wiping. I had to walk back to our room with shit all over me. And my roommates were in there absolutely stunned. I was so mad at GF and so embarrassed