FREEZE, FBI!!!!

Date: 5/30/2016

Last night I had the worst nightmare there can be. I was hanging out with bestie from high school, a girl named Tish Bennett. This girl was a bad influence on me in real life. Well any ways she framed me from a string of bank robberies in the states, putting me on the FBI's most wanted list. When the FBI arrested and confronted me, I told them it was Tish who did it. They did not let me off and me and Tish end up in a maximum security federal penn, where I was to be tortured for my natural life. I don't know what I ate last night to cause hell of a night mare.