Dr. Jekyll and Miss Pizza

Date: 10/3/2018

I was super drunk and had a box of pizza to myself, and I was walking around my grammy’s neighbourhood and tossing the crusts and half finished slices all over the place. Embarrassed about it when I sobered up, I came back through the neighbourhood to clean up the mess. I came across an older gentleman near the parking lot. He only had one large toe instead of five small ones, but I thought that it was okay. He told me how much sweeter I was than that other young lady who threw the pizza in the first place, and I pretended to have no idea who had done it. He told me to be careful because that other young lady would probably have a lot of nasty things to say about me if she knew I had picked up after her. I told him that he was probably right.