Rude Ass

Date: 5/31/2021

Me and B were exiting this building. There was a custodian cleaning right where the exit was blocking the way out. I did the polite "oh sorry just gonna pass by" gesture but she didn't move. So I squeezed on by to get the door hoping she'll move out the god damn way but instead she slammed her ass on my face. I was dumbfounded and it took me second to realize what happened. I had a strong urge to smack her ass but I paused again. I became lucid while trying to process wtf I was about to do but that's when I felt like I was about to wake up. I winded my arm all the way back and let loose on that rude ass bitch's bum with a force that I could feel as I woke up. I remember thinking I could've handled that better.