thrifting mishap

Date: 10/29/2017

I was at a thrift store with my family and the boonk boys. I was playing with a lot of toys that made noises, one of the workers (really cute) told me she could show me something that made way better noises. i said something like "i know it seemed like i am a persuer of noise machines but im just browsing" as I said that she walked over to the other side of this table thing i was standing at, she turned on a purple keyboard that had a lot of scroll wheelsand manipulators. It made a really cool noise. I said wow it has a cool frequency modulation, and I also looked at the back and said of course it has MIDI. she asked me if i could pay for it right then, it was only eight dollars, i told i only had credit. we walked over to the registers, but she pretended she was going to spank someone with the keyboard and it broke in half. I think abel turned around and put the wires back together. the employee didnt say anything and jusy handed the keyboard to me, i think we tried to superglue it back together.