Mac & Cheese

Date: 8/12/2018

I woke up at it was 3:57. I went into the kitchen and began to boil water for some Mac & Cheese and I went up to the roof to think. My friend Jake was there and I asked why he was there. He said he was waiting for Micah (my ex) and I was like oh. For some reason I dragged my bed out to the street and began to fall asleep. I noticed an owl sitting on the telephone line and it had a hose in its claws. I laughed as it sprayed me with water. I thought it had some legit talent, but it was fake. Some lady came out and told me to wake up and get out. I dragged my bed back and Micah was there. I smiled at him, completely forgetting we were broken up. Micah, Jake and I went inside and Ezra (ex-crush) was there. Micah and Jake went to play in my room and Ezra picked me up by my legs and put me in a relationship jump. We made out for a couple seconds. I pulled away and then remembered I was dating Micah still...wait no I wasn’t. I got off from his upper body and sat down. A blonde stripper came in and told Ezra to look into the mirror. He screamed and ran away from her. I asked her if I could see the mirror. I pointed it at her and couldn’t see anything. Then she said these words and tattooed “see it now.” onto my back and she had these long razor sharp claws like Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist. We ended up stalling her somehow and teleported into a college classroom. Everyone was playing truth or dare and a box was being passed around. Someone had apparently stolen a donations box from the band room and they were drawing on all the checks and cash. I sighed. Damnit. We could’ve used that. The principal took it away and made a depressing speech about how they have to burn it and how we really could’ve used that money for our Tahoe Retreat this year. Then i woke up. sad. that two days after micah broke up with me, i’ve been having dreams about him every. single. night.