Date: 3/14/2019
By dwalyn
Alright so I’ll probably have multiple KFC dreams because I work there but here’s the first ok. Ok so lately we’ve been really worried because we’re supposed to get inspected soon. In the dream my friend Maggie is working with me even though she doesn’t work with me irl. It was about 8:30 in the morning even though we don’t open until 10 and don’t get there until 9. Also me and Maggie were breading chicken for some reason even though girls aren’t allowed to be cooks. Also there was a fryer between the heating cabinets instead of in the back of the kitchen. Me and Maggie were putting the breaded I uncooked chicken in the heating cabinets which is really weird because that’s where the cooked food goes. The whole restaurant is a mess and there’s cold food sitting on the counters everywhere along with stuff spilled and trash in the floor. I say something about if we get inspected we’re totally fucked and we’ll get shut down. Then me and Maggie look out the window and this guy pulls up in specifically a 4Runner and he gets out of his car and he has a food temping thermometer and a camera in his hands. I turn to our manager, Charles, and start yelling that the inspector is here and he starts freaking out and running around trying to clean things while Maggie is laughing. Then he walks in and sees the flower all over our hands and the raw chicken where the cooked chicken goes and says we’re probably going to fail specifically for that. Then he goes through and starts looking at all the stuff he’s supposed to while we and Maggie just keep nervous laughing and then we get a lot of customers even though we’re not open yet and we keep forgetting peoples orders and we never give anyone their food the whole time. Then I was walking to the back and I look down the aisle where we keep all of our stock and Charles is crying and the inspector is telling him they have to fire him because we failed. Then Maggie asks what’s going to happen next and then it flashes to the next day and our old manager Kris is managing again. She’s asking me how I’m doing and making fun of Maggie for being new and my ex Darius is also working. Then Darius’s girlfriend who doesn’t work with us kept coming into the back and trying to talk to him. (Sidenote: Irl me and Maggie absolutely hate Faith which is Darius’s girlfriend and want to fight her) I kept telling her to leave and she kept not leaving and then Kris was telling me she is Long John Silvers daughter for some reason and I kept saying I didn’t give a fuck and she needed to leave because we can’t have non employees in the back. Then Darius got in my face and said he was going to hit me and then I said “did you just threaten to hit me!” And he said “no I said Faith was going to hit you” and then he moved out of the way like he wanted her to come at me and she looked scared and she told me to stop being a bitch and I punched her in the face and while we were fighting Darius tried to pull me off so Maggie punched him in the face and then both groups were fighting and then I woke up.