Date: 11/23/2016
By nicknel5021
I was patrolling the interstate when I observed led my old chief get out of a car and start beating some mailboxes with a bat. I got out with him and he explained that he did an impromptu study showing if mailboxes were damaged in my area his areas crime rates went down. Obviously this was absurd seeing that I now live 4 states away. Despite this I didn't arrest him. Instead my grandmother came into the picture and helped me make some gravy which eventually fell into the chiefs jacket. Totally random ending but yeah.