Bernie Sanders' Ice Cream

Date: 5/26/2016

Bernie Sanders had another ice cream named after him; it tasted like vanilla and was a bright purple color. Apparently, the appearance of it alluded to a tradition in Vermont. The media coverage of this allowed him to win the California primary by a large margin, so he became the nominee. It was a shocking victory. Afterward, I went to a French restaurant with an old friend. She discussed her disdain for using gadgets at the table, and then flaunted her own iPad as an example. "It's annoying," she said. Then, I woke up.