JoBros Ruin the Barbie Party

Date: 7/29/2023

By briannagio

I’m at my dad’s house in my old bathroom and I’m getting ready with my sisters for a watch party for the Barbie movie. I realize that I’ve unintentionally dressed in theme. I’m wearing a black, midi-length pencil skirt with a pink blouse and pink heels. I decide to throw on a little pink headband to tie everything together. I walk into Alex’s room to find Blane dressed like Ken — some guys are meeting separately to watch it too. He’s wearing a pink button down with pink shorts and white sneakers. I think it’s the perfect Ken outfit. I leave the room to ask Alex and Nicole if they’re ready. When I come back, Blane has changed into a black t-shirt and shorts. I ask why he changed, he says that Nicole told him that it didn’t look good, but I tell him that that was the perfect outfit and to change back. Everyone is finally ready and we leave to head to the house that’s hosting the watch party… We arrive to the house and a bunch of random girls that I used to be friends with are here — three of them are Nicole Simoes, Suzy Dadrian and Ivy Draper — we all greet each other and set our stuff down. I look around and I can’t find Nicole. I go to the guys’ room and find Blane hanging with a bunch of guys that I know (I can’t remember who), but Nicole’s not in here. I decide to go and settle down with some candy and popcorn for the movie. Before the movie begins, Priyanka Chopra, Nick and Joe Jonas walk in. Nick and Joe are being rude (not really sure what they’re doing to be rude though) and it sets off the entire room of girls. They get kicked out and now everyone’s moods are off and no one wants to watch the movie. We all collect our stuff and go home. I’m disappointed because I thought this would be a fun night, but also because I always thought the Jonas Brothers would be nice in person. I walk past a desk on my way out and notice that Nicole Simoes left something behind (it looks like a Nintendo switch case). I hand it to Ivy and she tells me that she left her blanket behind too.