dick munching sperm

Date: 12/25/2018

By probablymichelle

Me and some imaginary friends were on this island made out of clothes and mattresses (or old house stuff), and we were trying to get out of the water surrounding it. This guy (we’re gonna call him Lance) was my supposed best friend, so he sent me away with some girl to reach land. We reach land after a while and we tell him that it was pretty easy, so they all make their way to this spot and on his way lance goes, “weird. I thought fish that crawl up inside your dick would be here?” Suddenly these white long eel looking things come up. They had bulbous heads and sharp teeth. It’s like if a kid made a killer sperm cell with playdough. We start freaking out and we try hiding but they climb underneath doors, so we run into this house and decide to lock the doors, and suddenly they couldn’t get in (logic dude). So now we’re stuck in this house surrounded by penis eating eels so me, being the smart teenage girl I am, flirts with lance instead of figuring out the problem.