troublemaker

Date: 6/6/2018

I was the troublemaker of the class as usual. seemed like elementary school somehow. we were eating delicious plates of Meaghan-caliber dank food, maybe like some kind of thick Thai chili stew or something, on big ceramic plates. or maybe I was the only one with food and that's why the teacher was frustrated with me? he called a "break" when we came back in session he said "this time I want you to rise to stand, we're gonna clean up this place!" I sighed, I knew he was doing this to somehow punish us, possibly mainly me, and teach us a lesson. he told us to leave our food but I thought fuck that I'm eating this. I did stand up though, with my plate. I guess we were all sitting on a giant bed or something cuz when I stood up I was on some kind of bed-like surface and spilled some food on the white comforter. the teacher said "now don't shoo these wild dogs away, let them cleanse your soul" or some shit and I'm like "hell no I'm not letting some nasty wild dogs climb all over me" and I started eating my food faster, scooping it off my plate and into my mouth by hand. teacher saw that I was eating and avoiding dogs like a regular ol' troublemaker, and he got mad and told me to participate or get out of the class. I was like ok peace and left with my food.