fat frog

Date: 8/7/2019

i had this boyfriend and i went to hang out at his house and he showed me his pet frog. it was dark green, slimy, and the size of his face. we went to his parent’s store and he dragged me there by the collar of my shirt. his parents sold those big ballsacks that yeeyee motherfuckers hang on the hitch of their truck. then i was suddenly at my grandmas house and she needed my help because her toilet was clogged. there was about a foot of toilet paper and poopoo overflowing the toilet like a mountain