Date: 5/25/2018
By amandalyle
For some unbeknown reason I was sharing a king-sized bed with one of my best friends and her husband. In fact, I was sandwiched right in between them. It didn’t feel awkward... until her husband pulled down his pj bottoms and started taking selfies (or shall I say Delfies?) with his iPhone. There, shining in all its blue-lighted glory, I couldn’t help but sneak a peek. “Stop that!” My friend shouted. Startled, I stopped peeking... but she wasn’t shouting at me, she was shouting at him for being so vain. 😂 Next Scene; I had bought three new books - all psychological thrillers which I was really excited about reading. I then walked over to a friend’s house (Liz) who was smoking weed when I arrived. She offered me some, but I had noticed that I had lost my books. I walked out and began to retrace my steps, but couldn’t find them anywhere. “Fuck it! I’ll just smoke some weed!” I thought. When I went back, there was this good looking guy smoking a joint. I recognised him. He lives on the same road as me. I was just about to light up, but then I realised I had lost my phone too. “Double Fuck It!” I cursed.