superman tells DCs who they are

Date: 4/3/2016

By notObvious

So I'm going through a toll and the cute girl asks me for the toll few change and its $.75. I look through my wallet and there's a dime, a bunch of really old looking pennies that aren't even copper, and took out a quarter and handed it to her and 2 more quarters and then a penny... A magnificent penny it has all these cool designs on it like a sea shell- most comparably.. and I gave it to to her for some reason because the toll said $.74 and I didn't think anything of it but then I quickly took it back because I thought it looked too cool and it was special to me. But then I realized something.. We don't have pennies like this.. and everything seemed.. Fake and didn't add up. I just immediately knew where I was because my mind was so awake and told her.. This is a dream!! She looked confused at first.. And then I told her, "what if I told you, your just a dream character and you don't really exist! Your just me, a DC!" She started getting really upset and began to cry then I calmed her down and said hey it's alright, I gave her the magnificent penny once I realized it was just dream penny and I wouldn't have it for long and then said I'll come back for you!! We got really intimate and started making out and then she was like "No don't leave me!" I'm like, "I won't, I'll come back, please don't be upset." She was still crying but she said ok.. Then im like OK baby!!! Time to fly! So I flew straight through this futuristic, halo(video game)-like, orange colored tunnel and I'm flying for a little bit and I think,"hmm I've never actually this kind of clear lucidity, let me check my phone because I've never actually got to do that in a dream!!" So while in flying I take out my iPhone and the clock won't stay on a number and it just keeps going through numbers.. I thought that was so cool!! Then I reach this point where there's a bunch of people walking around and i decide to have some fun.. I'm like hey look at me I'm flying! People seemed to notice and thought it was cool but I was expecting more excited faces. So I come down and yell, " what if I told you guys your all DC's, your all just dream characters!!" I pause and look around and all the people look confused.. So I yell, "your all just a million of me's in a dream, none of you are real!!" There seems to be some skeptics in the crowd so I float up in the air and tell them, "see, itsnt it obvious now?? I can fly!" Then I come back down and this kid says, "well what if your DNA is just related?" I'm like "WTF are you talking about" and some others are like yeah what are you talking about and he quickly snaps into a sitting position looking bewildered like he just can't explain how I'm flying. He looks upset so I tell him "hey man no need to worry.. It's alright..." Then I ask a dream character what they think of my rap name, OpVious, and he says its so dope and then my dream fades out and I wake up because I forgot to stabilize the dream by rubbing my hands.