Scooter journey

Date: 11/19/2019

I hop on one of those electric scooters that are just around I go down my street pass some little kids and I’m off. Next thing I know. I’m at the top of this hill, I’m not sure if I’m in a ditch or something but this guy helps me up and says that im in northern Colorado. He shows off how his bike is convertible going from drop bar to flat bar to scooter by undoing some quick releases. we part ways and he points me in the direction of the nearest town. I find this encampment of kids under a bridge of some raised highway and I decide to go talk to them. Down the hill there are some adults with younger kids milling around the bottom where there is this little tiny strip of grass which I guess is there park. The bridge is at the top of a hill. I tell them I’m from oregon and I have no clue how I got here. There leader this 15 yo indian or pakistani looking crawls into this drain pipe in the side of the hill and comes out with a swimsuit for me. He says that they are all going to take a mud bath and that I should join them. I strip in front of them and put on the swimsuit and then just decide to go naked anyway.i put my phone and clothes in a pile with the swimsuit but accidentally through the swimsuit on top of my phone which is dripping wet. Making my phone completely soaked and useless. Now I have no clue how to het back. I walk nake to the right side of the hill which is just covered in mud and I sink in up to my waist the mud feels pretty good, especially being naked. I sink down a little bit and let it take me up to my neck. I move around a little and enjoy the squish as it runs alongmy body. After a little while the guy from before calls us out and says that we have a soccer game to play in the little strip of land at the bottom that is flat and not covered in waist deep mud. The kids and their parents don’t seem fazed by seeing a bunch of teenage dudes emerge from a mud pit, including I and a few others that are fully naked. The leader then hands me a pair of really muddy cleats to put on my already muddy body. I also remember something about my current soccer coach going to be there to watch our game, idk why he would be in colorado