Date: 4/1/2016
By M1KK_10
Picture the gardening section at Bunnings but after the apocalypse, and instead of selling pots and plants it was baked goods like a bread top. I only went in to get one pastry or something like that and ended up getting this girl with the tongs to go around every where. There were prices for each item and then a price for the whole plate. She dropped a plate and a few Apple triangle pastry things fell to the floor. She proceeded to try and pick them up with the tongs. For some reason there was a strange correlation between how many I brought and the results of this weeks football games. Almost as if it was a betting medium.