Don’t F*** with a midget

Date: 5/19/2018

Water park with Alex and his roommates - there was this old fat guy going down a slide on top of his fried and and they stuck out like a surfboard on a wave. We kept stopping for lunch at a gas station for some reason and we were up way north but still somehow part of SD? Earlier was trying to get on the freeway to go south and had to cross multiple roads to get to the right one thru traffic. Then it turned into some train station and I walked past a midget who right at the end, I noticed he had a switchblade and looked at me weird. I gave him the “hey it’s cool man!” Expression and thought I was good. Two steps later he shanks me in the side and lunges after me. I get in a brawl with him, end up on top and start to ground n pound his face in. This did not feel like myself. I then shanked him back and walked away.