Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 3/19/2020
By ooflla
(The first part of the dream is me and a child and this bad guy who keeps coming into my dad’s old house and threatening to slit her throat if I don’t do something idek what so that’s lovely.) I was watching a movie in my mom’s room (without her and there’s 2 queen beds instead of 1) and fell asleep. I wake up to this super super super tall person who’s super super super pale walking in the room singing something and I’m like ...aight. Then they’re normal looking and a girl too and crawl into bed with the other girl that’s apparently on the other bed and she’s still wearing her converse shoes but my brain is like take those off bitch wtf why so she slides them off. Then I’m watching the movie and some dude comes over and we start talking about these people from elementary school as if I knew him then but he’s an actor and I think my brain just used the last remembered face I just saw in a Hulu show trailer (and a while before that on Locke and Key). Then I’m talking to him and I start to bring up something about this one kid Gage but I have trouble remembering and finishing my sentence and during this he’s lied down beside me on the side where it squishes us together. I finally say something like “Gage we just annoying” but I’m not focused on that anymore and look at him slightly and blush and he smiles. I move over since we’re squished but he moves over to squish more and I’m like oh ok it’s like that um cool cool cool cool coooooollll ok and then he puts my hand in his hand and I’m like this is good feelings this is seratonin. And then I’m like wait this...how do you like me tho someone actually likes me? Me?? Holy shit.... We lie there for a little bit but I remember I have 2 glass perfume bottles in my vag soooooo I go to take those out in the bathroom and in the process drop a mostly eaten thing of talenti mint chocolate ice cream in the toilet :’( and fish it out with my bare hand. I try to eat a little bc it looks so good but it tastes like literal shit and for a second I process this then spit it back out in the container really fast. Then I think about how I’m in a relationship with this girl and I’m actually cheating on her rn wtf ((I’m not in real life I’m single afffffff so this is a wild concept) who was in my psych class in high school and was kinda weird) and I forgot to get her a valentine for tomorrow. I didn’t even remember it was Valentine’s Day the next day until she told me earlier that day (understandable bc in real life it’s March). I think she was on a workout machine? Or just a really tall stool? When she told me something about her Snapchat not being able to send things so if I was going to send something tomorrow to not be worried that she wasn’t sending something back. I had gone to the campus store after that but she was in eye view from the card aisle so I started looking at this Tupperware and dinnerware and they had these nice purple or white or gold bowls I think they were $6.45...anyways. Then, back to the bathroom part, I’ve been wearing this cute outfit and look in the mirror and I have some blue eyeshadow (and it doesn’t look like shit! Well ok the eyeshadow does but on me it makes me look pretty if that makes sense), a top I can’t remember, a grey plaid skirt, and thigh length socks. Then I go and make a cheeseburger bc I think I’m hungry in real life otherwise wtf why. It was really good tho it had avocado. Then while eating it I got more conscious bc I’m sleeping too much and remembered how I am actually a single Pringle so it’s fine I didn’t want to be in a relationship with that girl. I started trying to go back to the part with the dude bc that was really really really nice and I um liked that. I just remember instantly thinking during that how amazing it was that someone actually......liked me..........bc like......how.... But then I gave up and decided to finally wake up.