Fuck off Thandie Newton

Date: 8/2/2017

By oeillade

Right. Tom Hardy, Bruno Mars and Thandie Newton star in this one. We seemed to be working together at an event outside somewhere. Tom Hardy fancied the socks off me (of course he does, my dream an all) but Bruno Mars kept trying it on with me. In the end Tom stripped off in a mood and Thandie was all "you shouldn't have done that" and i was all "done WHAT binch". However, being the patron saint of my dream i went to sort things out with Tom and in the end we got on really well. Like proper besties. Ent that nice.