Spider wants me bald

Date: 11/28/2017

Im sleeping on my couch and a giant spider comes by to talk to me. It crawls on my blanket, I sit up and look at it. It tells me to start cutting my hair and I ask why and it didnt reply. I picked it up and put it outside. It comes back in and wants to get to my phone. I was curious so I let it. It started writing in my pin code and I quickly removed my phone as if the talking wasnt creepy enough this spider has been stalking me. I said something along:" you been looking through my eyes" It didnt reply it just desperately wanted to get to my phone. I hesitated, but I let it write in the pin code. It started hacking me as soon as it got in and I took the phone away again. it started telling me to go bald. For some reason I was just about to until it said:" Your purpose is to be sacrificed, were gonna eat you" Heck no!