I am walking down a boardwalk to the beach. Reggie Watts walks the other direction and I think "that's cool." I reach the sand and one of my friends I haven't seen in a while calls my name from behind me. I turn around and say "oh tank god you're back! I have needed you, I've been losing all my female friends, I feel like I can't do anything right and I just had the worst nightmare about serial killers." I say all this as I run over to him. "it's OK," he says, "come here." I reach him and he pulls me into a hug. My alarm wakes me up.