Not Princess Consuela's Cousin

Date: 1/20/2018

LeAnne took me on a tour of a beautiful cavern type thing which turned into a different country (that was MUCH stranger than I know how to convey) To get in I forgot my passport so they gave me a piece of paper with stars that said I was related to Princess Consuela which got challenged but we peeked over the wall at Ireland then stopped to get ready for a Bieber concert but found out he was riding rainbow horses cause he's a brony so we changed into MLP shirt and I did a high pony but then we went into an arcade and jumped down an inflatable slide into a river theme park. Somewbere in there we were waiting in line and LeAnne kept wanting to make out cause she was drunk but I think that was before Ireland. That's the general story line anyway. There was a new Disney store and excitement about Harry Potter and a tribute to Conner Agresta and various other tidbits skattered.