Naked artist

Date: 1/26/2019

This naked man was posing naked in my kitchen window as some art project. Well at first I was miffed because he’s breaking and entering. And secondly as I went around my house, all manner of strangers were taking my light fixtures and such. At first I was afraid, then just plain mad! But then one of the men took a look at a ginormous collage I’d done and saw my price tag of $600.00. He asked if he could negotiate. I brought it down to $444.00, which are angel numbers.