The Ellen Show, Wormy Kittens, and Fearless Old Ladies

Date: 11/9/2017

By ispeakofdreams

I was in the front row audience at the Ellen Degenerous show. At first, Alysa and Lauren were sitting with me. Ellen called me up to sit on her couch and talk and it was so cool. I was nervous because the lights were so bright and there were so many people. I can't remember what we talked about tho :( then on a commercial break I went back to my seat and Ellen seemed sad, she didn't want me to go back! All of a sudden I was holding a little grey and black kitten. But I knew it was my kitten. My mom and sister were now sitting beside me and I couldn't figure out why I brought my cat to the show. Then I realized it had these weird things poking out of its tummy so I pulled on one and it was a huge disgusting cork-screw shaped worm! I felt sick. The kitten tried to eat it. Then we were home from the show but home was this cute, old fashioned wooden house on a sunny dirt road. There were lots of old ladies around, including Oma! Em and Justin and Kim were there too. We were taking the kitten to the vet (I think we were going to Gerry's) but instead of a car we had this wagon cart thing that you had to peddle. Apparently I was supposed to be the driver, but the only shoes I could find were my flip flops. The old ladies were all coming with us, and they were all bringing weapons like heavy shovels and ceramic wheelbarrows idk it made sense that we needed weapons. Maybe the road was dangerous? I woke up just as we were about to set off.