Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 10/31/2019
By Chaos/SSJ
So it started off on a bus and i was talking to this girl i liked who was also trying to teach me sign language and would only talk to me using sign language and she was trying to tell me something important so she didnt sign it cause she knew i wouldnt know it but we were on a bus and it was too loud to make out what she was saying so she asked her friend how to sign which sounded like she asked where the bathroom was so i pulled out my phone and looked up a picture of a toilet and asked if thats it and everybody started laughing and next we were at lunch and i went to the bathroom where i saw somebody i knew and he said that he always has to clog the toilet and i looked in to the toilet and you could see toilet paper piled on it hanging out and the guy flushed it and it did one if those cartoon things where it water shoots into the air like a water fountain but without coming down and the toilet paper was all balanced on it and i told him thats not necessary to do that but the cleaning lady walked up from behind him and grabbed toilet paper and slammed it into the toilet and told us to get lost and we said something but im not sure what and she told us that nobody in here is innocent and if you were paying attention youd notice theres someone in the stalls and that hes got some girl with him and the guy came out and i ran to the door saying i want in too and she started laughing as she followed him out of the bathroom and so i left too and when i got back to lunch i heard my dad calling me from outside the dream which told me i was dreaming and hed say its time to wake up i made spaghetti and if i dont hurry up hes gonna put the parmesan up and when i heard it i tried to just levitate from my seat without anyone noticing but i just couldn’t so i decided to get up on the tables and run across them with no explanation and i looked down the tables and sitting at the end was the girl i liked so i signed to her to move as i started running and when i got to her the plan was to jump off all or nothing but somehow i landed on my feet and i was slightly embarrassed so i hid under the table beside her and she told me to come out but when i did we were at some house with a few old people and i didnt even acknowledged it and some old women were making fun of me to my face and the girl i liked was with her boyfriend so i smiled thinking i was dreaming and i could get away with anything so i punched the first old hag in the face and the second and third attacked me so i started hitting them too but i dont remember how the fight went but the girl was mad at me for being so arrogant and it wasnt like i could tell her i was dreaming and next i was going to my my house and when i opened the door i saw an ostrich and my sister telling me she was doing something and she will keep an eye on it so i walked by and went to my room and somehow i was in a car and still didn’t acknowledge it and i was in the car with a friend of mine who said we are going this way and to cover up all air vents and any cracks in car and we found some plastic bags that we used to cover our faces and next i know we are in a restaurant with the girl i liked and my uncle and my uncle has always been known as the greatest monopoly cheater and that describes half of him in a heartbeat so the girl walked off and I randomly had a deck of cards and i went to do something with them but somehow i started teaching this girl who worked there how to play black jack and i glance over at my uncle and he too is talking to someone who worked there and also had a deck of cards and the girl he was talking to was reaching into the tip jar getting money to bet with and i cried laughing and next i knew we were in the middle of no where and it was me my sister and the girl i liked and the scenery kept changing kinda like a movie and we were in ten different places around the world and we finally got back to my house and we were looking for something that a treasure map would lead to and we looked everywhere and we found a rat that had what we were looking for and i guess we gave up on it because we went to my room and it was just me and the girl i liked and some kid that came from no where and the two girls were hugging and stuff on my bed happy to see each other or something