Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 5/27/2016
By Boygan
jail booking was in my first morning dream. But my really vivis nap one was in a classroom again where Malia and Caitlyn (two really attractive terrible people) were. It was like a shitty CC math class where he would basically give answers to the students. A girl next to me would try to talk but I would never want to. We had iPads and I would read on mine and would watch really bad music videos that had girls with anime ears in them and were terrible. I would try and stop them, but I couldn't and sometimes they would play awkwardly. Then we got a free time period (was this still highschool in my dream?) after finals and watched a live action spongebob movie that was fucking terrible. They had like a photoshopped real person face on a weird 3d body thing that made them look like peeking worms. The movie went on and the characters were in a car of some sort and stopped at a pizza hut. Then that really effusive black lady that would do commercials (lighter skinned, a little heavy, abrasive voice) slammed through the glass window of the pizza hut and all the workers came swarming out excitedly with signs for pizza hut. We ended the movie and I handed my iPad to Maliah and her hands were caked in hand sanitizer. I actually talked with those two girls and joked like I do with my friends, so maybe that signals a firgivnance for when we were young and I thought they were vapid (semi true still). After that, to celebrate ending finals, we went on one of those token water park trips. The one we went to was a weird machination of my dream. The whole waterpark was darkened, and there were only a few people there besides our class. It had no music and we just rode the same ride over and over again out of boredom. Then there was that girl Moira that had a crush on me in freshman year and dream-me almost had awkward sex with her (really mad I can't lucidly dream and stop dream-me). Going to think about dream-me for a while today and see what I do in there means anything. The dream then just kind of ended on a loose thread with no real deterministic point to stop at.