I Fucking Hate Football!!!!

Date: 9/14/2019

I am watching a game of football on television and I think it was Brazil v Holland. Anyway Pele has come out of retirement as he suddenly makes an appearance on the ball midway inside the Dutch half to the left. In typical Pele fashion he heads straight for goal. Beats one, beats two, nutmegs another. He is clear through on goal and is just outside the box to the left of the D. With the instep of his right foot he curls a beautiful shot into the far corner with the keeper reaching for air beaten all ends up. I go absolutely ballistic at seeing such a beautiful goal scored by arguably the best player of all time and one who is clearly quite old (Pele is 78 at the time of me writing this although his actual age was not discussed in the dream). Then I hear the commentator say "Oh no, the goal has been disallowed". I don't know why the goal was disallowed but in the dream I knew it was some new trumped up rule after VAR had a look at it. I am apoplectic with rage and I start shouting at my dad "I FUCKING HATE FOOTBALL. I FUCKING HATE FOOTBALL". That's it. Just a wee daft dream on a Saturday morning after waking up at 4 and not being able to get back over till 6. But it's the first dream I have remembered in a while and I wanted to get it recorded before I forgot about it.