Date: 7/14/2016
By HarleyQuinn
I can't remember who I was talking to, but I know it was someone I know in real life. can't remember what we were talking about but it somehow came to the conclusion that we both agreed Robin was gay for Batman. the person I had this conversation with said "or maybe Batman is gay for Robin too!" we then casually walked into the Bat Cave as if we did that everyday, and we saw Harley Quinn there. except, it didn't really look like her? like we knew it was her because she spoke in that trademark voice of hers, but her appearance seemed off. instead of the usual blonde or black and red hair, she was a brunette. she still had blue eyes but wore a pastel pink lipstick, and her outfit looked more like catwoman's. when she saw us, she ran away and batman was soon chasing after her. she managed to escape, but not without me noticing she had a small baby bump. she looked at me and said "not a word to Mistah J or you DIE" Batman came up to where I was at, and said "so you saw it too. don't think it's his, though." I replied with "it has to be. she's head over heels for him!" Batman snorted and said "remember Jason Todd?" before I was even able to say anything I woke up. 😒