Date: 7/11/2018
By Phoenixdawn
I dreamt of a talent show that took place in a big kitchen. There’s a clown there performing skits and he looked exactly like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. He also dressed like a hobo. Anyway, for the skit, he tried to host a cooking show, but the running joke is that he’s super clumsy and kept making huge messes. The kitchen ends up getting covered in huge gobs of neon purple foam and it’s all thanks to the clown. I’m angry because I just cleaned that kitchen.