Disturbing product commercials...

Date: 6/21/2017

There was this commercial thing (and some one I knew was using the product--or I was watching a tv show or something...) It was this device that looked like a hot dog skewer, like that you would use for campfires, except it was short, and instead of just one, it branched out to fit multiple pieces of food. And you were apparently supposed to put food on it, bake it until it was straight char and like molten, then put it on your skin (????) and it would somehow fix your sickness...and their slogan or whatever was "burns your bones, just like real cancer!" And I'm like "uum more like literally IS REAL CANCER!!!" And then the commercial says something about when you char the food it releases cancer causing fumes or whatver and I'm like "um yeah!!! I just said that!" But this was apparently a selling point because people bought the thing like it was Black Friday... When you would put it on your skin, you put this special masking tape where you wanted it, and it had like two layers that had a pocket where you would put the lava food in, and it would essentially brand you wherever the tape was. Anyway, the guy I knew who was using it had recently just gone through a breakup so he used the tape to write the words "for her" on his chest while his friend encouraged him. The dude screamed when it started burning him, but he was so happy... Like he was so happy when he peeled it off and his buddy is like "yas dude!" He then launched into a music video after that...