Cradle Of Filth And Disappearing Rats

Date: 5/18/2018

By TonyDreamer

I'm on a plane with heavy metal band Cradle Of Filth. My friend Carrie's ex boyfriend is also on board and tells me that my pet rats have vanished in the space time continuum. I spend the remainder of the journey threatening him because of his neglect. When we arrive at our destination the first thing I want to do is strip to the sing Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye.