Coronation Street: Getting In Trouble With Leanne

Date: 1/16/2025

I was walking along the Coronation Street cobbles, when I noticed Nick's Bistro was holding some kind of religious event. I decided to go inside and leave a fake leaflet for heaven on the counter. I sniggered as I left, but the owner Leanne Battersby chased after me, angry. She demanded I report what I had done to the police. I protested that it was a prank, and last time I checked, that wasn't a crime. However, Leanne insisted it was against the law, and frogmarched me to the Weatherfield police station. I approached a policewoman behind the counter and said I wanted to report something I had done. However, she did not seem interested and was busy doing something else on her phone. I waited a while for her to turn her attention to me, until my parents came in and ushered me outside. I explained that what I had done was only intended as a prank and I didn't mean to cause any offense. My Mum agreed, and thought it ridiculous that Leanne would want to take legal action against it. In fact, she said she had seen Leanne sat in her car and told her as much.