Date: 11/4/2016
By Y0Universe
Me and Maxwell from Soho were road tripping back from somewhere. We stopped at a McDonalds on the way back. They got Maxwell his food but 45 mins passed and they still hadn't gotten mine. I told them that it was completely unacceptable to take that long at a fast food place. They apologized and said they would throw in a free hot cookie. The place ends up closing before I get the food. I really wanted my cookie. They are just standing behind the counter talking. We decide to leave. The last worker leaves and we are still in the parking lot. Maxwell begins to flirt with the chick. We convince her to go back in and get my hot cookie. She tells us that the McD's is actually in the basement of an elderly persons house and we can't go back in until store hours because it is technically that persons home. Maxwell and I tell her it would be fun. We peer pressure here. She caves. We end up sneaking in, and sneaking out undetected. It was very fun. The girl gets really into Maxwell, but Maxwell is meh about it. We end up traveling around breaking into other old peoples houses trying to sneak to the farthest point in their house undetected and run out. The fade makes it on the news.