Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 9/18/2017
By amandalyle
There was a new H&M in town. I went to check it out. Although, when I arrived, the place was practically empty and resembled more of an 80's department store with retro furniture and the like. I tried to locate the clothes section, but all I could find were these checkered school summer dresses (like the ones I wore in primary school) There must have been one in every colour. There were 4 stories to this H&M, but the lift was closed and I had to take these creepy dark stairs: I could barely see - my night blindness was kicking in a treat. I felt the walls as I made my way up. Later, I texted my mum asking her if she's seen the new H&M and she said yes but didn't think much of it. In my messages there was also a text message from a guy called Chris, saying something about me sending him a threatening letter. I ignored the message, having no recollection of who this dude was. When I got home my daughter, Phoebe, was at the door, surrounded by a gang of teenagers. I fought through the crowd and into the house. She was acting up - trying to show off in front of them. Giving me the finger etc. Then she told me some guys were at the door. One was this Chris dude and the other was his geeky sidekick who had several teeth missing. I walked over to the door and said "Okay. Let's get this sorted!" He showed me the message I supposedly texted him, although I had no recollection of doing so, and I decided it was best to turn on the water works and shift the blame onto someone else. "It was my friend who sent the message!" I sobbed. "She did it when I wasn't looking - she thought it would be funny." They look pity on me and told me they would fix the computer virus for me. Next scene; I was at some sort of social event, when a hot guy walked in sporting a man bun. I knew that he had a girlfriend but he was alone this time. He went and sat in the front row of what looked like an auditorium. As he did, he gave me a cheeky wink. My friend found a table in another room and I jumped up, struggling over the row of chairs. As I passed the hot guy, he tickled me and I almost face-planted the floor. "Sorry, I didn't think you'd be so ticklish!" He said. I forgave him instantly and went off to find my sons. Apparently they had gone off to the river in a wooden water raft. "But that's not safe!" I gasped, flying out of the back door and heading for the river. Sure enough, they were in this boat. One of them fell in and was being pecked by vicious mallards. I jumped in and rescued him and told him he must be carried around like a baby for the rest of the night. Later on in the night, a black lady came over to me and pulled down her jeans and underwear. She had grown a full bush of public hair. "This is the new trend!" She said. "Oh" I replied. "Thanks for sharing that with me." I walked out, into the garden ... which was now my garden, and dropped my cigarette in a bush. When I went to pick it up, I walked straight into a spider web with a huge spider right in the middle. I screamed, pacing backwards ... but, then, dived straight back in to get my cigarette.