You Picked the Wrong Girl

Date: 9/13/2017

I was walking to a friends house with my sister after a party. We were only a few blocks away from our destination when a man came out of nowhere and attacked us. My sister and friend began screaming and crying as he advanced on us. He jumped on our friend and fully intended to assault her right in front of us. My sister froze up in horror and I went into fight mode, more like terminator mode. I jumped on the guy and stomped his face and kicked him in the ribs multiple times with my timberlands. Our friend got away and I dragged him to the house and beat him up every time he tried to get up and escape. I called the cops and told them what happened and I had beat the crap out of the would be rapist and he was lying in the living room unconscious. The dispatcher laughed and said "for real?" I said yup and she replied "Damn, he picked the wrong girl today."