Random weird dream I saved

Date: 7/4/2018

1: a nuclear explosion was happening and I ran away from the incoming destruction. I was a little kid for some reason and I jumped in a dog house with two other little kids (it was their home) and the parents had a big house. I accidentally poked my head out and the parents were like wtf. Part 2. We were in the woods and the richest man in franklin county and his son were building some gigantic playground and I was fucking it up jumping on everything and getting hurt. It wasn’t ready and had nails sticking out everywhere. Suddenly someone told me to get down and show respect for Trump. He came and shook their hands. I ran away. Part 3. Lexi and I were sneakily breaking into people houses to steal cake and eat it because it was her birthday the next day and we wanted cake. Her birthday was June 9th for some strange reason. We broke into Chloe's house and ate a lot of cake. Suddenly, we heard her moms voice and we sat still and covered ourselves in stuffed animals and acted like we were dolls. It worked for some reason. She went into the room and random women came in for a meeting and we were crying and covering our mouths, trying to not laugh, but eventually we were caught and Julie was mad and kicked us out. Afterwards we went to some convenient store and this creepy guy said we were cute and I was ignoring him paying for the stuff and Lexi was standing closer to the door and he was behind her and touched her arm and I was like what the fuck when I looked and he begin dragging her out so *hero Taylor moment* I TRIED to fight him off but this bitch was stronger than the hulk and only one guy tried to help and he wasn’t strong enough either. Eventually she broke free and her nanny appeared and she sat by her and I was by the random guy who helped and people were fighting the man and he was going ape. For some reason we got separated and lexi left before me and it got really dark. I was walking home which was a long way and nobody was around and suddenly he comes out of nowhere and kidnapped me and kept me tied up. I had no chance of escape basically. It fast forwarded to a headline on the news that lexi escaped and I was found in the woods dead the next day. But then it cut back to him holding me captive and he explained why he was after us. Lexi, Kenny, and I had made a video on YouTube that had 11M views and I was like wow I forgot about that.. we had peed on something of his and gave it to him. The thumbnail was me looking like a gangster with sunglasses on and everyone else looked normal and it listed the video editing crew and there were misspelled words in the credits