Fish, Dragon, Chicken

Date: 4/11/2016

FISH It started off at a friends house. I haven't been to her house in a long time, so I had to use an old memory of her room. The room was warped though, really the only thing about it that was the same was the size and the jungle decorations painted on the walls. In the middle of the room was a huge fish tank filled with all these strange fish. It looked like something straight out of Subnautica until one of the fish started talking to me. I remember reaching out to the fish and trying to touch them with my bare hands and feeling them... Vibrate, or something. Like the rumble feature on a controller except a little more intense. Then it was like the fish were clipping through the tank, and the next thing I knew I was tossing treats into the tank for them. The smaller fish were getting dog treats, while the bigger fish that could talk were getting actual fish treats? DRAGON I was at work somewhere in the aisle with the decorative pillows discussing how eager I am to suck a dick. I don't know what the heck dream me was on, but he was entirely too scientific about the whole thing. It was like I was watching everything happen from the outside in, not like the fish dream where I had a first person view of the action. Dream me was talking about how he didn't want to suck a dick for sexual reasons, but because it was an experience he had never been given the opportunity to have, and was curious about it. He went on to say there were other "sexual experiences" he was curious to have for scientific reasons. I believed him. Next, the dream kind of shifted a bit and we were back at my house sitting in front of my TV. I was seeing everything weird, I couldn't tell if the person in the chair was me, or dream me because I had an almost over the shoulder view of him. I think he was on a Skype call with Fuckboy? It could've been Riba I suppose... He had his dildo out and was trying to use it or whatever, but he was in some god awful angle in his chair and there would be no way he could get it in. Then suddenly he was on his back on the bed trying to get it in, but as always it was just too big and too painful for him to get much more than the head. CHICKEN The final part was all me. I was back at work again, behind our media counter. One of the guys I work with was there and seemed upset about something. I couldn't tell if he was sad or mad. It was probably something to do with his girlfriend troubles he had been having the day before. There was a customer that stopped me as I was trying to leave and asked me if I could take her to a certain movie. I to,d her that if we had the movie it would be over along the far wall with the other movies, but she asked me to take her right to it. I said I could look up movies on the computer and see if we carry them, but I would not be able to get a location, she would have to find it herself. Well, we had like 8 of the movie she was looking for and she went off to find it. As I was about to leave again, a commercial for KFC started playing on one of our TVs and it was a bunch of people complaining how dry the chicken had gotten lately, and how it wasn't as good as it used to be. It showed videos of people cutting into the dry chicken, and compared it with video of chicken from several months before.