South Park bike ride

Date: 2/26/2018

By dazednconfusd

Was playing video games in someone’s living room - felt like it was similar to a large cabin in big bear. JP shows up and said his friend said I was crying about something. I told him he was lying but knew he wasn’t going to change his mind “there’s nothing I can do and now it opens up a parallel universe where we both believe what is true”. I offered drinks to everyone and found several strange beers in the fridge - labels I had never seen before. All of a sudden I’m on a bike ride with a couple of thugs that are half motorcycles. We get into some trouble and One of them gets upset and bashes the other guys head open knocking his jaw off (from annihilation?). I then have to take his bike and follow the main dude. I arrive at some house and upon trying to make a getaway, I realize my body is turning to wax/spaghetti and I am female. For some reason I keep going back to the house and re-escaping on a bike made of bones. The heat takes its toll and I’m slowing down and eventually turn into roots. I look up and realize I’m almost home so the road turns into a carpet roll that I can grab a hold of and pull myself home, where my own beach cruiser is in the driveway. I walk in quietly and my parents are watching South Park. I wake up and now I can’t get the damn theme song out of my head.