Werewolves of Ireland

Date: 7/11/2016

By Mstrymmr

Had a dream my family and I were on a vacation to a weird city that was half Las Vegas and half Salem that was apparently somewhere in Ireland. Along the way we picked up a random woman that I hit it off with. Halfway through we started encountering Babadook-Esque ghosts that random members of the population would suddenly turn into. All of a sudden, Captain Kirk shows up but gets arrested by the cops because they think his phaser is a gun. Then Dr. McCoy shows up and it turns out he's a bad guy and is the one that has been making the ghosts. The woman I hit it off with and I chase him into a creepy old fenced in graveyard on a hill, but then Dr. McCoy and the woman both turn into massive werewolves and start chasing me. I jump on the fence to the graveyard but they ram into it and start destroying sections of it. It was then that I realized I was Daniel Craig's James Bond, complete with a white dinner jacket. I start doing parkour through the city while an increasing number of werewolves attempt to catch me. All the while the song Werewolves of London is playing. The chase is a bizarre mix of Scooby Doo and a horror game, because the werewolves will occasionally eviscerate a random passerby quite bloodily, but they're also easily distracted by things like the bathroom or a soft pretzel stand. I wind up in a massive Grand Central Station building, where I had just escaped from a betting window where people, including some of the werewolves, were betting on whether I would escape the werewolves or not. I remember thinking it was kind of unfair that the werewolves were betting seeing as how they were directly invested in the chase, when I ran into a couple that looked like a grotesque realistic version of Fred and Velma from the Flintstones. They were arguing about how the husband had known that they looked like Fred and Velma but had married his wife anyway because he thought that that was hilarious that fate would throw two people together that looked like Fred and Velma. His wife was mad because she thought that Velma was ugly. I was so confused by this that I woke up.